Last night I went to Pirate’s Cove (Sandy Jug) to say goodbye to my favorite DJ from my Portland stripping days: Fox. The fucker’s gone and joined the National Guard. I’m gonna miss drinking Jager with him and listening to Depeche Mode & Combichrist & Dresden Dolls & Sisters of Mercy. Guess I’ll just have to send him baked goods and trashy reading material through the mails. And molest his brother
On a bright note, I saw a stripper with nipples as big as mine. I may have to challenge her to a CD-stacking competition some night.